Color Me Retained

15 March 2009 at 7:25 pm 1 comment

Do you need some bling? Do you want a grill, but want to be taken seriously? Then my friend Billy has found the thing for you!


“Gold teeth have become so pas·sé these days that who wants to wear them anymore? Not to mention, if you are a young rapper, say eleven years old, you are going to want to wear something more appropriate to your age demographic while still retaining a high level of bling. And speaking of “retaining”, how about sporting a solid gold retainer? I don’t know the designer Kiel Mead. I’m not even sure if it’s a man or a woman with a name like Kiel. But, I commend he/she for taking a bold move in the solid gold dentistry market into new places. I think the only logical next move is to kick it up a notch and have braces installed with little LCD screens on each tooth so you and your friends can get on the PS3 simply by smiling.”

(If the picture alone didn’t grab you, I’m sure the advertising statement did!)

Ironically–or, not–Billy found this gem of a design on a website called “design crack” after google searching for “trash”. Google, it’s like  a magical Forest-Gump style-genie: you never know what you’re gonna get next!

Entry filed under: accessories, fashion oddites, now you know.

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. queentazo  |  16 March 2009 at 5:31 pm

    ok THIS possibly made my day…
    how i love billy rock


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